About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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