Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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