what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
