I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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