why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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