Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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