Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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