It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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