508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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