she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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