Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize