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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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