i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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