YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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