it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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