so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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