STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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