just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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