those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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