youre lurking in front of me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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