we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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