New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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