ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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