I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
