Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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