I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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