Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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