I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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