Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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