easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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