I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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