come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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