My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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