My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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