It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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