I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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