break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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