that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can Purell be used as lube?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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