hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you will always have a special place in my vag
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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