As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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