Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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