Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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