Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
