Kiss
Puke
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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