And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm too high and old for this...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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