Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Are my feet made of real feet?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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