The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
