We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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