My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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