I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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