Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown