bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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