I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?