the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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