ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Green mimosas i think yes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow