covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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